Ewwwwwww Episode Again!

Perhaps I mentioned that I stay with Dee, my fiance, who is legally blind and her
daughter, Linda, 42, still lives with momma.
Why?
Linda is paranoid schizophrenic.
Dee LIED to me when I met Linda and quickly saw Linda was about 5 fries shy of a happy meal.
Dee said Linda "isn't quite where she want's to be in life."
Obviously Dee wanted to HIDE the fact that Linda is................NUTS.
Crazy as an outhouse mouse.
Well lately and again I am the focus of Linda's paranoia.
That means everything that happens in Linda's demented world is ALL MY FAULT.
She calls me "Fat Albert" as she gives me the finger yelling to go eff myself.
I'm 5-10 and 170, NOT FAT save a tiny bit of belly bulge that bothers me a bit but no one else.
I have my 50 + guns and most of my ammo here since I pretty much stay here.
Linda would not have the where with all to load one let alone use one but KNIVES
are handy everywhere.
I TOOK a knife from her once as she threatened her mother.
Linda once spat in her moms face over and over 'till I gave Linda a "come back to earth"
slap in the kisser.
Just a tap really as I won't hurt a nut job.
Bottom line:
I gotta get outa here.
Dee nor Linda can possibly have any place in my survival plans.
It will break my heart to abandon Dee but .....................survival is paramount.
Linda would be a huge liability in a shtf situation because she's NUTS.
I have a nice littel 3 bdrm home on 15 acres in the country where I am safe from a nut job.
Also there are TONS of females in my age group that are single.
Most are widows that got everything from the poor man that worked himself to death
supporting her.

 

You're spot on right.
I recall a few years ago it was on the news someplace in the world would
experience a solar eclipse.
The nut ran out of the house and came back with $100 bucks worth of
flashlight batteries.
NO FLASHLIGHTS, just batteries.
Whoooooooooooooooooooooo-boy!
If it were not for McDonald's she would starve to death.
There is no way the poor girl can cook anything.
I tried to teach her to fry some breakfast eggs to no avail.
One wonders if she was dropped on her head as a baby?
The only thing crazier than the nut job is the 70 something year old
guy screwing her.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Rumor in the neighborhood is that the goof has over 200 porno flicks.
A porn addict.
Well that fits.
No "normal" man would be with her.
It isn't that the nut can't help herself, she can.
She has learned to say " I'm sorry " over and over and it works with her mom.
It didn't work with the police.
One night she side swiped a pick-up truck sending it off the road and the truck
took out about 15 mail boxes.
The nut kept driving so the truck driver was able to follow and use his cell
phone to call the cops.
The cops got her a block from her home and cited her for hit skip.
The nut got "occupational" driving only but she drives anywhere, anytime.
I just gotta get the #ell outa here!

 

Talk is cheap and easy!
Deeds are what counts!
You know the problem
You know the soloution
A real man would be posting on what he had done about it
Do you have a set? if so use them!

No more bellyaching about the problem ok
Lets hear a bit of bragging about how you solved the problem!