Mexican Government Hires Beto To Confiscate All The Drug Cartel Guns

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  1. LastOutlaw

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    Mexican government hires Beto to confiscate all the drug cartel guns
    2 days ago GENESIUS TIMES: Exavier Saskagoochie
    MEXICO CITY—Last week, hundreds of gunmen from the Sinaloa cartel overpowered military forces in fighting that killed at least a dozen people, blocked the airport and major roads, and terrorized the city of Culiacán for hours until the Mexican government capitulated and freed the son of legendary drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzmán. There doesn’t seem to be an end to the bloodshed.

    But authorities have finally figured out a way to end all the senseless violence that has plagued the country.

    In a statement, President Andrés Manuel López Obrador has announced that the Mexican government has hired Robert “Beto” O’Rourke to confiscate all the cartels’ guns.

    “We are pleased to announce that our good gringo friend Robert ‘Beto’ O’Rourke will be single-handedly confiscating all the firearms possessed by the cartels,” Obrador said.

    Mexico already has the some of the strictest gun laws on the planet. Unless the bearer has explicit authorization from the Secretariat of National Defense, it is illegal and punishable by law to enter Mexican territory with any firearm as well as to keep and carry any firearm on your person or vehicle at any time, anywhere.

    They were just waiting for that miracle man Beto to take all the guns away for good and make the people obey the laws.

    “Beto is our savior!” a witness said.

    A fan of O’Rourkes in the US said, “Just you wait and see. He’ll take all the cartels’ guns and then everyone will know that his plans work and so they’ll vote for him in the US.”
  2. LastOutlaw

    LastOutlaw Master Survivalist

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    If only...
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  3. randyt

    randyt Master Survivalist

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    are the drugs illegal too?
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  4. Sonofliberty

    Sonofliberty Master Survivalist

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    Oh, wait, he will make them illegal? Let's see how that works lol.
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  5. Old Geezer

    Old Geezer Legendary Survivalist

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    Here's what I'd like to ban: security details for leftist politicians. Let them be disarmed. Let them be on their own.

    Diane Feinstein when mayor of San Fransisco called for the banning of handguns. At that time, she had three handguns registered in her name. The elitist, anti-God, anti-American, Constitution-burning left considers themselves superior to the serfs they imagine should be ruled by their communist ruling class.

    I want the Left to be left in a high crime area at 2:00 a.m.. I want them to know soul-grinding terror. I want them to experience violent felonies up close and personal. I want them to scream out to the God whose existence they deny. Let their souls be annihilated eternally.
  6. Dalewick

    Dalewick Master Survivalist

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    LMAO!!! If they take him, they have to keep him!
  7. watcherchris

    watcherchris Legendary Survivalist

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    Of course...Beto….excellent..

    Why didn't I think of that!!???


    Not an Ishmaelite.
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  8. Randall Richardson

    Randall Richardson New Member

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    At least American Pro-Gunners will kno what happened to him when he is never heard from again. I personally KNOW a few Cartel peeps from both main 2 Family Rival Cartels, lil BitOtrash has no idea wth he's about to get into that he cannot escape from. GO BITO, can't wait to hear they found your corpse in the Chihuahua wastelands.
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  9. Alaskajohn

    Alaskajohn Master Survivalist

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    Somehow I missed this post from last year. Freaking hilarious!!!
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  10. TexDanm

    TexDanm Shadow Dancer

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    ROTFLMFAO!!! I WISH!! I would love that he would actually go down there and take a personal involvement it that. He is a waste of air.


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    Catch the FAKE in the description...
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  11. Morgan101

    Morgan101 Master Survivalist

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    I wonder what color the sky is in his world.
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