Share Your Funny Survival Stories!

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  1. m33kuh

    m33kuh Active Member
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    This thread is exclusive for, as the title says, funny things that have happened to you or your friend or anyone you know while they are their survival mode.

    Now I know that this is not a good topic to start with, since survival should not be considered as a joke.
    But we all know how to do our things when craps hit the fan. And it won't hurt to have a little laugh once in a while.

    Cheers!
     
  2. kgord

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    I started sliding off the side of a mountain well really a hill in the winter time in the snow. Fortunately, My wheel stopped when the snow got deep enough. The worst thing that happened was that I was stuck in the snow. This was before the days of cellphones so I had to walk to a nearby farm. I asked for a phone to call the AAA, but they said they would pull me out..and that they did!
     
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  3. Clara1993

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    I have a friend of mine Whenever she feels scared or laugh a lot she pees on herself!! Even when someone just scare her intentionally she just can't hold her Urines So I always Pity her And always like hey you're a grown up can you please Control your urines? Or do you need a nappy?? Lol
    And that makes me wonder what would happen if she sees a Lion in front of her!!
     
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  4. sakakimakio

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    I have some that I remembered for quite some time, it was when in my teenagers days. We were cleaning our backyard because of the long and thick weeds and its been a while as all our family busy with themselves. My father was busy burning all the gathered weeds that happen close to our kitchen (fyi, most kitchens in Asia were at the back of the house). Suddenly, our neighbour from the back of our house, an old lady, yelling fire, fire, fire! We were quite amused and thought, of course, there was fire, my father burning the weed but still in control. We were laughing at her and said it was fine. Afterwards, she said not that fire! But in the kitchen! It seems my mother forgot to turn off the fire stove after reheating some food. I and my late brother rush off to the kitchen and pour some water on the blazing fire, but it was a bad idea it turns out as the fire getting bigger! My dad who came pretty late holding a wet towel and throw it to the fire. Somehow, it works and the fire was put out an instant. From that, I learn that you cannot throw water to the flaming fire instead of using a wet towel or fire extinguisher if there were one. We apologised and thanked the old lady for her quick alarming us or our house would be burnt down that day. :oops:
     
  5. Old Geezer

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    My stories ain't exactly funny. Sorry. I'm still thinking, but getting depressed ... whiskey time!
     
  6. Maria_C

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    I once fell from a guava tree. I grew up with my brothers. So we went to a garden and were playing on a guava tree, children can be in a dangerous situation you know. So I missed and fell, the height was not much though and down below were ridges freshly made for planting, though not yet planted. The ridges served as cushion, and I enjoyed the fall. Stupid me kept repeating the fall to have that nice soft sand feeling.
     
  7. m33kuh

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    Hahaha! This is a famous story and has happened a lot of times to some of us.

    I remember a story similar to this one. I was doing a short distance biking on our local neighborhood. And I was so tired even if it was just a short one, then I wanted to rest but I can't since I am in a hurry, but yeah I was so freakin' tired. My legs were already cramping. Then a dog suddenly jumped right at my back and began chasing me while barking so loud. I was so scared that I hit the pedal to the metal and I was like super sonic and the dog couldn't chase up to me. And the last thing I knew, I was already at the street where our house is. I guess I was lucky? But I wouldn't wish for it to happen again. x.x
     
  8. joegirl

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    Hahaha! Some of the comments had me cracking up :D. I almost drowned when I was learning how to swim. I learnt in my late teens and I was so terrified of the deep end that when I was asked to let go of the side bars, I panicked and immediately went down. It was so bad..
     
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  10. Tina Thompson

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    When I was a little girl, we were poor, and we had to burn wood for heat. We weren't stocked up and it was coming a cold spell. My dad went out in the front yard to cut a huge limb off of a tree, I don't know if he was drinking and I didn't know it or what was going on in his head, because he typically had it together. The next thing we know that big limb was on the ground and so was he. He was sitting on the limb he cut. He was lucky he didn't cut his head off cause the chainsaw was right beside him and still running.
     
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