New Member Surviving A Schizophrenic.

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  1. jeager

    jeager Master Survivalist

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    My fiance's daughter, 42 year old Linda is schizophrenic and rather......................
    ah, what is the correct word? Oh yeah.
    Really not only is she crazy as outhouse mouse she's really quite unintelligent.
    How she even got a drivers license is a mystery.
    A larger mystery is how she keeps it!
    She's wrecked at least 6 cars.
    2 X left the scene without stopping and got tickets for that.
    Fortunately she wouldn't have a clue how to load a firearm.
    Linda has zero place in my plans if there is a shtf situation.
    Sure it is. So are survival situations.
    Linda can't even boil water let alone feed herself.
    If it weren't for fast food places she might starve to death.
    Even worse is the fact that she suffers from something called "learned behavior".
    We all have learned behavior but with Linda she's "learned" to play nuts and dumb
    to avoid consequences.
    Crazy and somewhat dumb she's not entirely stupid.
    Even crazier than Linda is her boyfriend some 25 years older and a porno flick
    How do I know?
    Linda is too stupid to shut up about watching porn to "turn him on".
    I really wish I didn't know that.
    Sadly Linda could bring nothing positive to the table in a shft situations.
    She'd only be a huge burden and possibly dangerous.
    Linda looking at my jar of pure honey:
    "What's this?"
    Me: "It's pure honey."
    Linda: "What's the ingredients?"
    Me: "Pure honey."
    Linda: "Yeah but what's in it?"
    Me: "Honey. Nothing else but honey."
    Linda: "Where does it come from?"
    Me: "Bees."
    Linda: Where to the bees get it?"
    Me: "Pollen."
    Linda: "What part of Poland?"
    Me: slitting my wrists............................................whoooooo-boy.
  2. Arkane

    Arkane Master Survivalist

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    You need miles!
    miles and miles distance from mother, daughter and porn addict! might want to change your name also!

    You wont get one without the others so have none!

    If I believed in god I would be praying for you right now!
  3. jeager

    jeager Master Survivalist

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    You're right.
    I can't include the fiance in my prepper plan without the nut job daughter.
    The nut job will want the porn king.
    The porn king will want his 3 grown daughter. Grown as in adults and grown
    as in quite OBESE.
    Nope they stay in place while I go 40 miles away to my home in the woods.
  4. koolhandlinc

    koolhandlinc Expert Member

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    LOL Is it wrong to realistically evaluate others for future plans. Not really. Be far and objective. I know people like that. I don't even discuss the future and possible events.

    I kinda test them. I need to know if they are so ignorant as to be a liability. The world has need of all types. If in the water and concerned about drowning. who do you save? Only have so many parachutes? Who do you save? If you have enough food and water for 3 months, who do you feed? Now on a serious survival level. In the survival of the species. Do they have value? Do you want to survive a situation to be alone for ever? Consider that for a society to survive. All kinds need to survive.
  5. Bishop

    Bishop Master Survivalist

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    Always use as a narcaleptic goat
  6. jeager

    jeager Master Survivalist

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    Well not all kinds need to survive.
    Criminals, sexual predators, homosexuals, lazy, STUPID.........................nut cases.
    I'm not for murdering anyone but be dam#ed if I'll support or otherwise
    help someone not willing to make an effort to support themselves.
    Or simply can't make an effort.
    I've seen the nut job having a VIOLENT episode and it ain't purdy.
    She attacks her mother, smashes pictures, dishes, lamps, etc.
    Once she got pissed at someone or something and ran out of the house
    Running down the street naked.
    Want that in survival plans?
    Survival, by it's very nature DEMANDS hard choices.
    I have a heart, values, ethics, but STUPID I'm not.

    "The sheep may lay down with the lion but it won't get much sleep."

    "Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no
    evil for I carry an M-4."
    Last edited: Jun 12, 2017
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  7. Arkane

    Arkane Master Survivalist

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    I've seen the nut job having a VIOLENT episode and it ain't purdy.

    But it is educational! I have had previous occupational encounters and it becomes quite easy to manipulate them once you know the right words/actions to use!
    Much like playing with a savage dog! they become just so predictable and you can play!
    Got a nutter out of a house by telling him his special meds were outside in his car!
    he had not had a car for years but he still ran out to check! five min later he was strapped in and away with the ambos:D

    but not having to deal with it is far better!
  8. Old Geezer

    Old Geezer Legendary Survivalist

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    If you have a child with neurologic disorders, you'll rue the day you've said these words. When you stand before your Maker, you'll again rue this day.

    "But whoever shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea." The Christ
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  9. Old Geezer

    Old Geezer Legendary Survivalist

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    One of my degrees is in psych, so I've worked institutions for the mentally disabled and half-way houses. I've had to keep these folk from harming themselves and others. I've held them down when they've had their seizures. I've listened to them converse with the people in their heads.

    It's sad and it's sick, so just stay away if you can't handle it. My compassion has run out on I don't even begin to know how many occasions, yet you pull it together and continue or you get the #### out.

    (Side notes: I once stretched a patient's T-shirt three feet keeping him from tearing another patient's head off. I've had a 200 pounder fall on me, mashing me into a bed -- I couldn't stop laughing while pushing him back up. I've lit the cigar of a horribly deformed older patient wearing a child's cowboy hat. God's lessons to us are not without the attending pain. These adventures in psycho-land however were nothing compared to the other hells I've been made to endure. Life is way past any description of HELL.)
  10. Bishop

    Bishop Master Survivalist

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    I had two narcaleptic Kidd's ate both of them
  11. jeager

    jeager Master Survivalist

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    Never miss an opportunity for a good meal!
  12. jeager

    jeager Master Survivalist

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    That was Jesus. HE was perfect.
    I ain't.
    I don't offend the weak, crippled, stupid, handicapped.

    An example.
    Years ago when I was quite poor I was doing laundry at a coin op laundromat.
    I very crippled man in a wheel chair who had little use of his arms or legs
    asked if someone could help him go to the toilet.
    The place was crowded and all patrons just ignored the man and looked
    at the floor.
    I picked him up, carried him to the potty and helped him.
    It wasn't pleasant for me or him but needed done.
    After the man left two women I never saw before hugged me and said they
    were ashamed they didn't help him.
    One knew the woman I was dating and told my date "marry that guy. He has
    a big soft heart."
    She did marry me.
    I raised her 4 step daughters all to 4 different men.
    She was a slut.
    She wasn't a slut to me and carried my now 17 year old son.
    She asked me if I wanted her to abort.
    HELL NO!
    I was 53 and the last thing I wanted was another child.
    I'm soooooooooooo proud of my soon to be 18 year old.
    We are quite close ya know.

    I'm quite ill now and could die any day.
    I don't fret about that but am making a will spelling out who gets what.
    We all die ya know.
    I thank my Maker I'm still able to physically do most all things I want to do.
    I've had sooooo many bad injuries and am sooooooooooo lucky I can even
    walk let alone hunt, fish, garden, enjoy things.
    My artificial rt. knee is wearing out and I dread another implant
    Police work wasn't kind to me.
    I'm 70 so why go through it?
    It might be nice to live as long as granny did.
    She died 1 week shy of 100.
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  13. koolhandlinc

    koolhandlinc Expert Member

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    Jeager, thanks man.
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