A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the drivers window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's happening?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Nancy Pelosi. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse her with gasoline and set her on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?" "About a gallon."
