Terrorists Are Going To Burn Nancy Pelosi If They Don't Get 10 Million

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  1. LastOutlaw

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    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the drivers window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's happening?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Nancy Pelosi. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse her with gasoline and set her on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?" "About a gallon."
     
  2. Sonofliberty

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    LMAO! I would donate a full tank to see it done.
     
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