The Lady In The Pew Next To Me Was Saying A Prayer....

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  1. LastOutlaw

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    The lady in the pew next to me was saying a prayer.

    It was so innocent and sincere that I just had to share it with you:

    "Dear Lord: The last four or five years have been very tough.

    You have taken my favorite actor - Paul Newman;

    My favorite actress - Elizabeth Taylor;

    My favorite singer - Andy Williams;

    My favorite author - Tom Clancy;

    And now, my favorite comedians - Robin Williams and Joan Rivers.

    I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are:

    Adam Schiff, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Maxine Waters, Elizabeth Warren, Joe (touchy) Biden and Barry Sanders, and I also have a special place in my heart for George Soros, Jessie Jackson, Al Sharpton and Chicago's mayor, Rahm Emanuel and my favorite shoe salesman Colin Kaepernick.

    Amen"
     
  2. TMT Tactical

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    ROFLMAO :D:D:D
     
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  3. Pragmatist

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    LOL !

    An award-winner !
     
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  4. Alaskajohn

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    Good stuff!
     
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  5. randyt

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    the lady next to me in church farted, now she is sitting in her own pew, all by herself.
     
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  6. lonewolf

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    never did understand American humour, too lavatorial.:D
     
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  7. TexDanm

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    Did you think that Benny Hill wasn't lavatorial? I used to stay up late to watch him. He was too racy for prime time but they broadcast his show in the late-night slot.
     
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  8. randyt

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    Benny Hill LOL, Is Mr Bean a brit?
     
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  9. LastOutlaw

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    And Monte Python's Flying Circus
     
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  10. LastOutlaw

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    They all seem to like to cross dress except for Mr. Bean
     
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