You Know You Are Redneck When:

A. Your kitten rides in an approved pet safety seat while your kids ride in the back of the pick up.
B. You carry a thirty shot semi auto machine pistol because you are confused by a revolver.
C. Your emergency numbers include three veterinary hospitals, three video game stores, four gun shops and nine fast food places.
D. Your puppy's shots are more up to date than your kids.
E. You use an AR-15 because it is simpler than a pump action shotgun.
F. The arrival of a new pet, gun, ATV, jetski, or video game console is a national holiday in your home.
G. You have a $4,000 Tornado shelter behind your $900.00 Single wide trailer homwe
H. The four seasons are deer, boar, bear, and tornado.
I. You are astonished that non-electronic music exists.
J. You have an $800.00 AR-15 and $500.00 9mm pistol but wear velcro sandals with socks.
K. Your mind is blown that music other than rock exists.
L. Cargo shorts, Velcro sandals, and A-frame t-shirts are good for church, too.
M. You have 21 people watching a PPV movie on your 18 inch TV set.
N. You don't believe in Ghosts or Bigfoot. but Godzilla and Rodan are real.
O. Most of your hospital admission reports start with 'Hold my diet soda'....

 

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