"earthquake" Kit - Just An Emergency Kit

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/28/sta...uake-bags-to-prepare-people-for-disaster.html


Good afternoon all,

It's called an earthquake kit but really just an emergency kit.

A "niche" or a abyss in re "liberal women in their 40s" ?

If the pictured Earthquake Bag contains a sleeping bag, recommend also pack a Mr Heater and loads of cartridges.

Hope the water's not packed below the cans.

Company also has a "N95 Mask Protection Kit" and a "20 Year Earthquake Bag" for 7 days and 6 people.

Is Skyler related to Sky King ? Remember Penny ?

Katie, the bag won't help. It's a combination of psychological embryonic fluid and psychological opiates. Anticipate some locals obtaining ocean-front property. Don't anticipate higher tax rates. They will occur automatically.

Don't forget an emergency wine cave !

 

What a misleading name. The only survival kit for an earthquake is MOBILITY

 

LOL !

California's 40 year old women wouldn't know mobility from a shopping spree at the mall.

Our national headache is that their bodies aren't even good for fertilizer.

Varuna, you made my day !