You Know Your A Sheeple If:

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  1. lonewolf

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  2. Travis.s

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    Some of those are pretty good.
    Made me smile anyway.
    Kind of reminds me of all those (Jeff foxworthy) you might be a redneck jokes.
     
  3. TexDanm

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    It made me smile but it is also mostly scary true. I know people that will pay 600 dollars for the latest smartphone every couple of years but don't have enough food in their home to feed their family for the weekend. One of those THINKS that if anything happens he is going to come stay with me. I'll take his stupid butt out hunting and he will have an accident! His wife might be worthwhile but he is a total loss and a lazy bum.
     
  4. Travis.s

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    I know someone that's like that as well and I have a hard time understanding how you could waste all your time and money on the latest toys and clothing brands when you could get things with far more returns and still have resources left.
    Tho I admit I do have things that are purely entertainment value I still won't go buy the lates new version of something when the thing I have now works just as well.
     
  5. watcherchris

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    I absolutely adore the Kardashians...and cannot wait for the next installment on their deeply meaningful lives.

    Cannot wait to grow up just like them.

    They are a perfect representation of what America should be like for everyone.

    I just adore Mama Kardashian...I think she is hot. Love older women.

    And the best thing...Mama Kardashian is not a blonde.

    Hollyweird and the news media have ruined me on blondes.


    and......


    I always care more about Hollyweird's opinions than developing my own.

    I ride a scooter to and fro because it is the chic thing to do...


    Thanks,

    Watcherchris
    Totally Ishmaelite
     
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  6. Travis.s

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    I think you over worked it for smugness just a little
     
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  7. watcherchris

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    You have to be smug to pass for a Progressive...after all...Progressives are sitting on the only one in town!!
    Ishmaelites.


    Thanks,
    Watcherchris


    Not an Ishmaelite.
     
  8. blade_foxhollow

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    Ok so I am guilty of a couple of those. but one is them is that FB messenger is the only way to contact a couple of friends. So, yeah I check the FB ding. My text, usually the wife, Phone calls.... Guess who... The Girlfriend... I mean wife.
     
  9. Kootenay prepper

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    There’s some good ones there. It’s surprising how many people fall under those categories. I think they need to get rid of the junk they teach in school and start teaching common sense.
     
  10. Travis.s

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    Can't call it common sense any more if it's not common
     
  11. Old Geezer

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    You could be a sheeple if:
    > You pay for fast food with a credit card.
    > Your refrigerator contains two plastic packs of deli cheese, three bottles of Perrier, and there are some grapes you were given at work.
    > You are very excited about your work, however you are not completely sure of what it is you actually do.
    > You rarely purchase a loaf of bread and if you do, you end up having to throw half of it away.
    > You were asked what the word "pantry" meant and you had to look it up on the web.
     
    1. blade_foxhollow
      Ok I may not be that bad, but I am starting to get there. lol. I hate my job and wonder what it is I do there. I do not have a credit card. My fridge barely ever has food in it. And I know what a pantry is... Its that place you store clothes.
       
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  12. watcherchris

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    <.......................does not have a facebook account...nor twitter or whatever else by whatever name they are using today.

    I recognized there was something very wrong with those accounts way back then...with My Space...and would not get one of those as well.


    By Kootenay....


    What!!!!!!????? Is you'z crazy!!!?? Why then public schools and colleges would not be able to turn out tabloid fed snowflakes. Why that would threaten the jobs creation/job security of the public school system...if they actually taught common sense.

    Is You'z crazy...??!! Common sense.......why then people would actually begin to think for themselves..and not be so easily "Herded " like the cattle/sheep needed to control their votes. Politicians financing the public school system would not be able to count on the easily programmed votes of young emotional drama queens...raised on a diet of television and movies..if people had common sense.

    Is you'z crazy!!???

    Watcherchris

    Not an Ishmaelite
     
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  13. F22 Simpilot

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    You might be a sheeple if you always walk around with y0ur smart phone in your face not paying attention to your surroundings. https://www.google.com/search?q=man+gets+run+over+smartphone&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

    You might be a sheeple if you play Pokemon Go and walk off a cliff. https://www.cnn.com/2016/07/15/health/pokemon-go-players-fall-down-cliff/index.html

    You might be a sheeple if you buy the name brand expensive toilet paper.

    I could go on and on.

    Some of that crap in that long list is BS. Like the shots thing and the News. Yeah, a majority of the media is full of shit, but there is a few outlets that are worth reading/watching. And if you are not vacationed then you're an idiot. I am, and no, the NSA doesn't have a tracker in my ass do to a vaccine or some wild hair-brained idea. Survival is about being immune!
     

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